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Balls Demotivational Poster


LICKIN HIS OWN BALLS - Because He Can.


TAGS: lickin his own balls
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by malVs

energy - November 23, 2008, 5:40 pm
you've never had a woman lick you... quit making shit up.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 5:33 pm
I don't know why THIS photo was approved, and they keep rejecting mine, showing a woman licking her own twat.


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

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Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!


MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.




WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - Between a golf ball and a G-Spot? A man will look for a golf ball.




CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS - Chocolate Salty Balls Taste 'um Put 'um In Your Mouth




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were fuckin thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
Hooker Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to Hooker Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


LUDICROUS SPEED - They're going plaid.


TAGS: spaceballs
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by george

CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:22 am
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!
mafia - July 10, 2008, 9:32 pm
They should make that into a designer drug.


IF I COULD DO THAT - i would never leave the house.


TAGS: cat lion balls
Rating: 2.3/5

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deadfred - October 28, 2008, 7:24 pm
give him a raw steak and he might let you


RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.




TRUE DARING -


TAGS: balls redneck back woods bar jokes hero legends dirty
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Why would I counter-attack a temp?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:01 am
misspelling intentional
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:00 am
I may be flamed for this butt... Ag, I didn't know you like man-ass!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:20 pm
Melikes.


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


I WONDER... - What is the extra-sour liquid ??


TAGS: camel balls sour liquid wonder
Rating: 2.11/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 4:53 am
Maybe it is produced by squeezing a cameltoe?
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
Perhaps the same stuff that made the marketers think this was a good idea


PAIN OLYMPICS - What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?




Guts vs. Balls -


TAGS: guts vs balls difference between
Rating: 5/5

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SLOHAND62 - May 4, 2013, 12:32 am
WoW 5 L's Thats worse than calling the wife by her younger sisters name LoL


I AM GETTING OLD - I got out of bed and had excruciating pain all through my body. Then I looked down and realized I was stepping on my balls.


TAGS: i am getting old balls
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:22 pm

Please, please don't make me picture it!~ 5L, anyway!~
Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:38 pm
Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head...
crankyhead - May 4, 2012, 4:31 pm
Ju5t throw em over your 5houlder, like a continental 5oldier. =)
Airman - May 4, 2012, 12:39 pm
look forward to? nope, it's here.. and all the other fun stuff
holymoly - May 4, 2012, 10:20 am
Ouch! I'm laughing and crying at the same time. So funny because I can picture it.
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:06 am
Good One Budog.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 11:07 pm
Yeah, I thought my reflexes were getting slow. One miscue and I can fly…. straight up.
Budog - May 3, 2012, 10:47 pm
Just another thing to look forward too, I put it right up there with a colonoscopy in the fun rating factor...
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 10:20 pm
Bud, my first real guffaw on this site…..and I’m not done…oh lawdy…OK I’m done….no….shit…I’m not…Geezus….well…. looky there…it’s my lung


FIRED -


TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)


GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass




IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




CARPE SCROTUM - Grab life by the balls ...


TAGS: carpe scrotum grab life balls
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:31 pm
It depends on what type of "internet surfing" you are doing.
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:30 pm
Be sure to youtube that,,,
Rick69 - June 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
And my new favourite phrase is born... I shall try it at dawn with my Latin teacher...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:59 pm
Does that go hand-in-hand from too much “internet surfing” as well?
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:18 am
That will get yer attention


I KNEW IT - I'm surrounded by Assholes




HOLY CRAP! - The Color Of Your Shirt Really Makes Yours Eyes Pop


TAGS: eyeballs pop
Rating: 3.31/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:43 pm
School must be out...some Timmy just went through and gave everyone a 1


YOU SHAKE MY NERVES -




TRUCK BALLS - If you had a real pair, you wouldn't need fakes.


TAGS: balls truck
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by vilnius

AcidRain - July 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So ugly the owner doesn't have to worry about anybody stealing them.
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:45 pm
This truck has bigger balls than its owner.


HUGE STONES - He has some in his hands, and his pants.




HOPEFULLY.... - This beast wasn't fed cabbage yesterday.




BITCHES - They Love The Balls




WHO BESIDES ME -




BALLS!!! - She is a big fan of them


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by David

Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:28 am
Pixels: she's a big fan of them....?
Sean - September 11, 2008, 5:20 pm
(Or when it spares the rest of us the gory details of a big ball-sack close up. In this instance, I approve of pixelation -- other times, not so much.)
aPauling - September 11, 2008, 3:58 pm
That kind of pixelation is only acceptable in a 1980's video game console.


MEN IN BLACK - Watch a movie every now and then


TAGS: chin balls
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bort - July 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Forgot all about this show. First time I saw this pic. I thought it was a photoshopped Kramer.
datnigga - June 29, 2008, 1:02 am
ballchineon... lawl.


BALLS - The Only Ones She Wants Are At The Bowling Alley


TAGS: bowling balls
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bovee - January 30, 2010, 6:59 pm
where is her instructor. you always stand behind to teach them to throw.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
She's gonna fall! 5/5


SORRY GUYS -


TAGS: bull caress balls costumes girl
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by G4briel

culos - March 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
The difference between the 'Boule Royale' and the sex she had yesterday is the force applied with the jaws when biting the bollocks!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
You know, she seems awfully happy with them nads. I have heard about Rocky Mountain Oysters. But I wonder if she is planning on another "Dish"?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:39 pm
I've got a mirror in the bathroom, you?
rerun - March 10, 2010, 5:37 pm

spend a lot of time lookin at testicles? Hmmmm
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I hope you've got good aim, those must be the tiniest testicles I've seen in a long time!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 4:08 pm
Anyone else suddenly have an urge to get a pellet gun?...


TRANSFORMER TESTICLES - Wow, Michael Bay. You really know how to make plausible jokes... NOT!!!!!!


TAGS: transformer balls devastator
Rating: 2.13/5
rico1845 - August 24, 2009, 7:26 am
This is one of a few parts of the movie that I really could have lived without.. i mean, who wants to see giant robots nads, or miniature robots humps megan fox's leg? it was just uncalled for in the movie (among some other stuff) good point though


RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."




I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL - 3 Thumbs up!!!




A HELMET -




THE BALL PIT - Sometimes It's Nice To Be Deep


TAGS: balls deep pit
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - July 17, 2010, 12:52 pm

hence the pun. had to make ot websense safe
colt45103 - July 17, 2010, 12:37 pm
Don't you mean sometimes it's good to be balls deep?
rerun - March 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

they even have these at BK?
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 3:05 pm
Wow never thought of that before but that would be fun as hell. "honey we are going to Burger king tonight"
rerun - March 25, 2010, 10:06 pm

Nope, I didn't approve my own poster.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:59 pm
Are you approving your own posters?


KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.




TEABAGGING -




HALO 3 FAN BOYS - guys in red hate them


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by nobody

Seb - November 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Not just guys in red, guys & girls in any colour.


FAIL - Because you failed to notice she was crazy BEFORE you took your shirt off.


TAGS: fail kick balls groin
Rating: 2.61/5

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None (Creator) - June 6, 2009, 5:03 am
Nope... just intended as a joke about people taking their clothes off too quickly. I wish it WAS intended as a Young Ones reference. :)
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:35 pm
Viva el presidente!
BuZZbomb - June 5, 2009, 8:44 pm
Was that...A Young Ones reference?
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Ha! She missed both of his legs!


MUSTACHE RIDES 2.0 - A lot like they used to be, only updated!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 1.94/5
Edmeist - June 5, 2008, 7:24 pm
Wow....is that Kidrock?....what a new low.


EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.




COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: communication balls poster evolution
Rating: 4.35/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)


PRAIRIE OYSTERS - Moo+'s Secret Recipe. Bet You Can't Eat Just One... Or Even Just One For That Matter...




BLUEBALLS -




BALLS - She has them


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Geoff

... - March 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Obviously nobody notices pedobear....
Joey Eagleton - December 13, 2008, 1:25 am
You guys REALLY need to watch decent porn andor get laid.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 11:59 pm
Never trust hentai
Nobody - November 1, 2008, 11:58 pm
That's what I always thought it looked like.


SENSIBILITY -




TWO BALLS IN HAND -


TAGS: balls in hand
Rating: 4.05/5

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.... - October 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
...plus nervous smiles.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 2:55 pm
...regardless of WHY they're there. 5L


BALLS - This cat has them


TAGS: cat animal funny balls courage
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by american1459

miaou - May 3, 2010, 3:29 pm
LMAO. This cat can not have balls, this is a female cat. A male genetically cann't have more than 2 colors coat. Again, LMAO
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:44 pm
I don't think "cats always land on their feet" is gonna be helpful at this point...


BALLS... - Some people have huge ones.


TAGS: balls
Rating: 3.25/5

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rerun - March 27, 2010, 8:51 pm

King - lets not forget that ATD's family would be billed for the bullet...and if they didn't pay would get a free one of their own.
kingsholmmad - February 18, 2010, 7:32 am
No, ATD, history wouldn't have been different. You might have been a Communist hero briefly until the global backlash meant you were lined up against an anonymous wall and shot. But, other than that, no different.
Anonymous Tank Driver - October 10, 2009, 7:07 pm
If I was driving that point tank, history would have been much different. I'd have to power-wash it off afterwards, naturally, but it'd have been so completely worth it.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
Somewhere inbetween Sean's highly patriotic stance and Derek's pu$$yfoot stance, I belive that if just a handful of people here could stand up and... oh, say.... disrupt a townhall meeting...
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
Great poster. 5. That dude set the high water mark, much like that Yank who jumped onto the subway track in NYC to save that guy by lying on top of him to ensure that the train passed right over.
Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 10:11 pm
doubt he would have been that lucky.
Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:56 pm
Hope they helped when in front of the firing squad.


MUSCLES - Even his balls have muscles


TAGS: muscles steroids balls
Rating: 2.38/5

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Silvermist - March 23, 2009, 12:15 am
Powerthirst, argh!
nick - October 9, 2008, 5:27 am
He must have a hard time on the toilet.
kristin - September 17, 2008, 2:19 pm
This is the grossest thing I have EVER seen!!


GONADS - Don't leave them hanging around....




BALLS OF STEEL - I've got 'em


TAGS: balls steel duke nukem
Rating: 1.88/5


ball game over -




Fluffballs -


TAGS: fluffballs cute pet
Rating: 4.71/5

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kirill - July 2, 2013, 12:23 am
May the power of the fluff be with you...


AND IF YOU ORDER NOW -




CATS - You think that while you are sleeping your cat mind f**ks your dog?


TAGS: cat dog balls weird
Rating: 3.75/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:39 pm
Ahahahahahaha Nice Comics...(Y)


BALLS DEEP WITH 2 GIRLS - nobody believed him......until we saw the photos




BALLS - She has more than I ever could have.




MY BALLS - She could play with them all day long !!


TAGS: my balls play billiards rack day long
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:41 am
Quite the bridge.


STEREOTYPE BUSTING - Apparently cats have a thing for balls too.


TAGS: october challenge balls
Rating: 3.14/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 12:58 am
Were bound to repeat pictures eventually
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:53 am
ADDICTION When "because you can" becomes ... "because you can't stop."


THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT -


TAGS: religious right conservatives balls
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.


YOUTHCLUB - just isn't fun anymore




WHIPPED -


TAGS: my poor balls cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:31 pm
Well, the guy on the left seems to enjoy!!! xx


BIG BALLS - Being Able To Step Out Of Your Comfort Zone & Do Something Really Stupid


TAGS: balls work idiot danger death
Rating: 4.41/5

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NobodySpecial - July 29, 2012, 12:50 am
big crane - it's a standard way of demolishing buildings where it's too crowded for demolition. You push the rubble down the elevator shaft one floor at a time.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 8:26 pm
Let's hope so for the sake of the operator..
MPsniper - July 28, 2012, 10:39 am
photoshop, or similar.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 1:28 am
Ya, thats what I 1st thought too. Must be a City with little Workers safety on their side, lol........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2012, 12:35 am
My guess?....crowded city, Massive helicopter.....there is no way that this machine climbed that building.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 12:29 am
The Lord only knows that one my Friend....
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 12:28 am
this is crazier than workin the machine on top of the building. Id be freakin out the crawler would slip at 30 feet above the pavement. Nice Find....
SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 6:27 pm
http://www.engineering.com/Videos/VideoPlayer/tabid/4627/VideoId/816/LiebherrThe-Climbing-Excavator.aspx
MPsniper - July 27, 2012, 5:12 pm
ok....so....please tell me how....the track hoe....got up there....in...the...first...place?


HAWT GIRLS AND SOCCER -




COFFEE ANYONE - The good old days, one guy, one cup, wholesome family entertainment!




THERE'S PRECISION - Then there's Stanley precision




INDIA VS PAKISTAN - Thats our secret way of showing our indian balls


TAGS: india pakistan balls march soldier
Rating: 4.15/5

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roody - May 10, 2012, 10:35 am
This is my first demotivational poster that got approved :)
roody - May 10, 2012, 10:34 am
You really have a nice sense of humor :)
roody - May 10, 2012, 10:32 am
Hahahah!!!!!
fan4camping - May 6, 2012, 11:51 am
You noticed that to, eh?
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 3:14 pm
Thats a 5L comment fan4camping... Sometimes the comments are better than the poster
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:06 am
Is this your chewing gum, Sir?


KURIBOH ARMY - prepare to be smothered by my hairy balls


TAGS: hairy balls army
Rating: 4.07/5

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davidbowie - April 2, 2012, 6:42 am
thanks i got the idea from watching LK's yugioh abridged
tjhawk - April 2, 2012, 1:57 am
i was told i couldn't post anime, but this is kinda clever to get it under the radar


BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? -


TAGS: psychokinesis balls
Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:56 pm
You have to believe in something...so I believe I'll *fap* to this!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:21 pm
5L... is this... wicker-an? Porc? A ruling?


TRAINING -


TAGS: if you dont see any balls in this picture look again
Rating: 3.36/5

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CPT Badass - October 11, 2009, 3:23 pm
notice. The kid used his left hand... Arabs wipe their ass with the left hand... And they dont use toilet paper...
_dog - October 10, 2009, 6:08 pm
Thanks Sean. And me saying it's open season on idiots is like, Daffy saying it's duck season. Or is that what successories means?
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:30 pm
I'm sorry, but I find this excellent poster far too motivating for a 5 rating here on Motifake. But then again, spacedog did kinda say it's open season on idiots ... and that's not Successories type twaddle, now is it? 5.


TOE LICKERMAN -


TAGS: balls aka
Rating: 3.36/5

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RONSART - July 21, 2009, 7:51 pm
waiting for comment from Toe...lol
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:06 pm
Damnnnn Ron


YOUR BALLS -




JURIES - I wonder who's gonna be on Erik's ??




BALLS - My Room Smells Like Them.


TAGS: smell balls room
Rating: 3.31/5

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forseti - September 29, 2010, 4:10 pm
LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 29, 2010, 12:31 pm
So quick to criticize.....


WATER BUFFALO - How do you water yours ??




PEPPERONI PERSIAN -


TAGS: spaceballs cat pizza dead
Rating: 3.18/5

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TheGoat - March 26, 2011, 11:30 pm
That's not the kind of pussy I like to eat!


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: bathroom little wit balls motifake
Rating: 3.15/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 12:25 pm
Maybe your posters are balls of shit, but you're new so we forgive you.
Donkasaurus - December 16, 2010, 9:18 am
I've gotten a lot of PM's about this poster so it seems I need to elaborate. "whoever writes" = motifakers "whoever reads" are timmies. So by reading our "words of wit" and not contributing...you are eating our little balls of sh**...clear enough?
Hukom - December 16, 2010, 6:00 am
wow someone wrote something interesting on the wall


BJORN BORK -


TAGS: fuzzy balls no more
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Sean

union - July 22, 2009, 8:11 am
She sounds like Feist.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 9:57 pm
ex-dude once killed a swan ... with a ballad
Chopperliscious - May 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Only under affirmative action come political correctness could this tone deaf retard could have made it big.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:46 pm
That swan was about as "innocent" as Jenna Jamison.


DILEMMA - The wife is away you have your favorite lube and rag you lost the remote and "The View" is on




EMOTICON STRESS BALLS - Overjoyed? Sad? Suspicious? Horny? Squeeze our BALLS!




You Say That Now ... -


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.94/5

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Bri - June 11, 2009, 3:04 pm
Patrol, she wasn't talking to you, you riff.
andy - August 6, 2008, 1:46 pm
why petrol-you so ugly that the only place you can get sex is from the internet? you could have found a better way of asking for some action lol!
piccolo - August 6, 2008, 1:35 pm
well considering i wasn't talking to you proof patrol shut the fuck up.
Proof Patrol - August 6, 2008, 11:25 am
Why would you state that you're a girl? Does anyone give a shit? Will it give you leverage if you offer up internet sex?
piccolo - August 5, 2008, 4:33 pm
porra, you obviously haven't experienced real life enough to understand piccolo is not my real name. try not to think about that too hard though-you might get tooth ache :D
porra - June 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
GIRL. I've watched enough dbz to know that piccolo isn't one.
piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:38 pm
ha no probs. me thinks some of the guys on this site take their motifakes too seriously. oh and i'm a girl :D anyway-this gets 5/5!
Just Sayin' - May 26, 2008, 1:42 pm
Thanks man. Yer a good sport.
piccolo - May 25, 2008, 10:38 pm
hey "just sayin" i think you know i didnt mean it like that, but thats pretty snappy i like that it made me laugh :D


BALLS - If anyone else had them, these clowns wouldn't still be in office; they'd have been impeached long ago.




BODY HAIR - "You Think That's Bad... You Should See My Balls"




HOSTESS' DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - Sno-balls now with extra cream and added nutty flavor




WOMEN -


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.81/5

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PACHINKO - For when you can't get over the feeling you have to play with tiny balls.




TUFF BALLS - comes in Peanut Butter flavor they state that they already spread the PB on your balls 4 you


TAGS: tuff balls
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Moron 4 Hire

PSA - October 30, 2008, 11:58 pm
hey peanut butter on your balls............she's not gonna put em in her mouth now, TYVFM


BALLS -


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.25/5
corbett06 - February 10, 2011, 12:46 pm
if you know what that is...it takes some nuts to work with those lol
... - November 12, 2008, 3:19 pm
Balls...he's not trippin' them.


HANNAH MONTANNA - I've got blue balls so I'm gonna hit it. Legally! For only $.99!


TAGS: hannah montanna blue balls 99 hit it hanna
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by aPauling

LOLOLOL - April 10, 2009, 11:11 am
Hannah is an evil dictator that plots to take over the world by inflicting AIDS and disney merchandinze shit to little girls to have them be jailbait 4 pedophiles to increase in number and be arrested, with all those law suits she is now funding terrorism
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:38 am
Sir, your spelling errors are clearly only the result of some passionate and furiously fast typing. I salute you, thehattinninja! BTW, what's your name mean, a ninja who wears a tin hat? Just askin'.
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:22 pm
controling the government. man... that went on for some time.
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:21 pm
wait, that could never happen cuz this country can never go back to suc hgreat times beacuse our president and our presidential canidates are idiots. and so are we for putting them where they are. but heaven forbid we blame ourself's for these people cont
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:20 pm
the smiles of children all across america. and with there smiling faces came the smiles of familys, and with family's smiling, came the best damn apple pie there ever was. apple pie that was made bie mom, from scrach with love in every crum. and... wait,
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:17 pm
say; "hey, this is some damn good television." beacuse that was what disny once was. it was some damn good television, with cartooninsts who took pride in there work. with producers who werent in it for the money. they were in it for the smiles of childre
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:15 pm
zed- you are a perveted motherfucker. morgan- i agree with you. mwlf- i agree that disny should stop trying to endorse worthless idiots and try to make itself what it once was. a respectable entertainment orginization that people in america were proud to
Zed - August 11, 2008, 3:47 am
I can't stand her either, Morgan, but I still think she'd be hot riding up and down my "flagpole".
Hi - August 2, 2008, 3:47 am
The instructions on the back are reminiscent of condom instructions..
Morgan - August 1, 2008, 11:59 am
I can't stand Hannah Montana...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 21, 2008, 1:40 pm
What were they thinking, other than 'let's slap our newest marketable logo on anything and everything we can sell for a quick buck!' sigh. Disney. They are so appallingly crass. I hope Pixar influences them into getting back their reputation.


BALLS -




SUPER BALLS - having five, doesn't make you the best, it just makes you a freak.




BAGHDAD - DO you have the ballz 4 it!! It'll put hair on yer CHEST!




BALLS - You don't need 'em.


TAGS: balls
Rating: 2.05/5

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